Shit Spray

I know I’ve been over this before and I don’t want it to seem like I really dwell on this shit but I really have an issue with it. Products that are used to cover up bathroom odors (or more accurately, SHIT) should not smell like food. Unless you use a relatively scentless odor eliminator all that is happening is the creation of a hybrid shit smell. It still smells like shit but with a twist. Lavender shit and linen shit are gross enough but when berry shit or sugar cookie shit waft out of the lavatory it’s just plain stomach churning.

And to add to the yuck factor it actually says on the can of berry bonanza (or whatever) shit spray that it is not to be used around cats, dogs and especially birds. It doesn’t say anything about small children or humans in general, just keep that shit away from Tweety.

In closing, that shit is wack.